For Me, Deux

I wear makeup because it makes me feel pretty.
I wear those heels because they make me feel sexy.
I wear that shirt because it makes me feel hot.
I give you that smile because it makes me feel beautiful.
This year, my friends, is for me.
Because to better myself for others,
I must be BEST for me.
So here's to you, and you, and you,
And here's to me.
And I say to myself,
'Self, have a hell of a fuckin' good year.'
Amen, sister.